Uni: The Best of My Lecture Notes.

1 response, Nov 08, 2008

I have compiled some of the memorable stuff from my lectures just to share the giggles.

History:

  • “Jeffersonian republicans calling federalists British loving bootlickers.”
  • “If you(Americans) join the French to attack the English, you’ll get a full ship of booty.” professor then say, “you all probably think I’m a dirty professor.”
  • Old believes- “Woman’s illness is all because of their vagina. and the treatment is leeches in the vagina” *cringes* -_-”

Computer Science:

  • “You don’t have to say how big it is!”
  • “Size matters.” Ironically, he’s Asian.

Calculus II:

  • “It gets bigger and bigger to infinite.”

    • “It’s gonna get big fast.” Calculus is full of “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID” opportunities.

Political science:

  • Professor was talking about religion and its restriction government set upon, he went “So if your religion compels you to sacrifice 18 year old virgins… if you can find any.
  • Professor was talking about how only young people move to different places, “I’ve been in my house for 18 years, I’m not going anywhere. I’m leaving in a hearse.”
  • Professor holding a newspaper with advertisements “Woooo, big sale at Macy’s, glad I got this before my wife did. I just save me some money.”

Other class that I’m not even in:


    Of course I have to include this epic thing. Click to enlarge.

I am so immature, and probably should pay more attention in classes instead of finding funny things to record down.