When I retire from my job, I’ll open a sex toy store with my husband. That just sounds awesome doesn’t it? I’ll be that weird awkward lady at the check out counter who will comment on how wonderfully orgasmic the vibrator you are about to purchase is and give you sexual tips and suggestions. I used to want to open up a floral shop but fuck that, sex toys brings so much more joy to people’s lives and it is something useful… in a way.
In mid-August I attended QuakeCon with my friends and it was quite awesome and mind blowing. I wish I had taken some pictures and actually wrote notes on what happened with each exhibits, presentations and keynote speakers but you have google for that, just check out other actually active bloggers for their insights. I’m the lazy, been there, done that but too lazy to tell you what actually happened type of person. QuakeCon’s BYOC was overall disappointing, for such a huge LAN event it was very disappointing. It was my first QuakeCon and I guess I had a pretty high expectation. Who plays single player games at LAN? A lot of the people there. Leaching files the whole time you were there is probably more justifiable than playing single player games at a LAN. Although there were trouble with the servers and all that shit. They blocked Steam updates and a lot of people were having trouble opening their steam and getting updates on their games, which was a bummer and that explained why there were so little lan games on tf2 and l4d which are my main games for I suck at everything else… well, I suck, period, but I digress. It is a good thing that the BYOC is not the biggest part of QuakeCon, the freebies and presentations were just spectacular. Not exactly a huge fan of id before but I am now after the Rage demo, which I originally thought was a Fall Out 3 ripped off from the trailers but after the demo it is so much more than that, I cannot wait for that game! Oh and the Brink demo was immense as well, *heart* Bethesda and Todd Howard *heart* who gave a funny presentation, it was nice. Sorry I cannot give you a more in depth review of the trailers and demos, I expressed them in very few words, but I trust you to google them because they really do look amazing!
Next time when I go to QuakeCon I really need some more aggressive people to go with me, to try to get the good free stuff, my friend and I was too weak. We only got about 10 shirts between us. I kept screaming “I HAVE TITS/VAGINA/BOOBS/PENIS, GIVE IT TO ME.” but nothing :( I suppose I need bigger tits to attract attention. Speaking of attention, I love the slutty girls at QuakeCon, it really is something else, hot female gamers begging for attention to a whole new level. I’m just glad of the fact that most of the ones showing off their body are the hot ones. There were fairly decent amount of girls there, to my surprise, it felt like a huge sausage fest wherever we go though, it was just penis penis and more penis, and occasionally I’ll spot a vagina.
I met pedobear at QuakeCon.
Oh! Check out my lovely boyfriend’s game review blog <3 Where he gives hilarious comments along with his views on the game’s gameplay and etc.
